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Don't be jealous, but I finally got an official T-shirt from my favorite political affiliation.

I also got a bunch of chocolate covered espresso beans in my stocking interspersed with all the coal, so you can expect those late night blogging sessions to continue for a while.

I have to admit that I was a little surprised that Santa still gives out coal. Sure, it makes economic sense due to the falling coal prices in 2007, but hasn't he heard that coal has been labeled "Environmental Enemy Number 1". If had read the homework that I assigned him last year, then he would know that coal plants produce more radioactive wastes than nuclear power plants and contribute in a significant way to poor air quality, acid rain, and global warming.

Very uncool Santa.

My theory is that the jolly old elf is getting tired of it being so cold in the North Pole, so he is doing his part to bring warmer weather to his homeland and perhaps even increase his real-estate wealth in the process by creating new beach front property near his workshop.

Get with the environmental program, Santa! Next year I expect to see some clean, renewable energy source in my stocking and not any more of this black environmental poison that you keep leaving me.

Posted on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 10:19 AM Musings, Rants, and Humor | Back to top

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