D'Arcy from Winnipeg
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Why Tobin Titus Weight Loss > Justice Gray's

Thursday, October 23, 2008 11:24 PM


There's been some trash talking going around Twitter and the blogosphere. It started when Justice Gray was deeply wounded that his 8th Most Stalked Twitter Friend, Theo Moore, declared that no one had inspired him more in his fitness goals than Tobin Titus. This infuriated Justice to the point where he made a commitment to be down to a 32" waist by Dev Teach Vancouver this June.

I was talking with a friend of mine who's currently in his 30's for waist size. He was saying how he could easily get down to a 32" waist, and he's not the thinnest kid on the block (also not the chunkiest, but you get my drift). Anyway, I started to think about this and realized that there is no way that Justice will EVER be able to make his goal of 32" by June...and its a fact that I think Justice needs to come to terms with, which is why I'm sharing this with you.

Justice Gray...has really great child bearing hips....

JusticeHips

Which would be great if he was a woman, but he's not...he just buys hair product like he is. Because of this, I'm pretty sure that no jean's under 34" will fit around his gargantuan hip extensions, and he will forever be left staring at the 32" pants at Old Navy wondering "what if..."

Tobin Titus...the eyes of the world are now watching YOU.

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# re: Why Tobin Titus Weight Loss > Justice Gray's

So since your "30 year old friend" can get down to 32", let's hear his current waist measurement and then maybe he and I can face off at DevTeach with a penalty incurred for the loser... 10/24/2008 10:28 AM | Justice~!

# re: Why Tobin Titus Weight Loss > Justice Gray's

I know you and Bil are frustrated by the fact there are only year old pictures of me online, but this attempt into goading me to post more of myself isn't going to be effective. Though I will allow you to take pictures of my chiseled body next June for a nominal fee. Strictly tasteful only! 10/24/2008 1:34 PM | Justice~!

# re: Why Tobin Titus Weight Loss > Justice Gray's

I appreciate the intent behind this post; you're frustrated that there aren't that many pictures of me on the web except for a couple taken almost a year ago, and are hoping a post like this will goad me into posting pics! Good try buddy! However, next June I will allow you to take photos of my chiseled physique. Tasteful shots only please!
10/24/2008 2:12 PM | Justice~!

# re: Why Tobin Titus Weight Loss > Justice Gray's

Erm, wow. Thanks for making a blog post about my inspirational weight loss... I think. 12/1/2008 6:03 AM | Tobin Titus

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