If you’re on the plane or bus and somebody won’t leave you alone:
- Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
- Remove your laptop.
- Boot it.
- Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
- Open your email client to this message.
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
- Then hit this link: <http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf>
Thanks to Grayson Hill in Denver Colorado for this “morning funny”